THE ASS
RULEBOOK.

01 / What actually works today?

The Asspad-only (currently empty) launch-index view, original AssFinder art and an empty Hall panel. The launcher offers user-clicked Phantom and Solflare public-address connection and an in-tab coin draft. It has no image upload service, Pump.fun launch transaction, creator-fee distribution, AI Hall selection or $ASS token/buyback. No real Asspad coins have been listed or selected.

02 / How would you launch?

In the future app, the user connects a Solana wallet, chooses original art/name/ticker, sees the fixed creator/Asspad fee split and explicitly reviews the Pump.fun creation transaction. The user's wallet independently signs its own launch. A rejection or failed transaction is not a launch; only verified Asspad-origin mints may appear in the launch list. It never contains unrelated Pump coins. Pump's create_v2 docs distinguish the fee-recipient creator address from the user signer/payer; the implementation must test both and the required fee-configuration authority. Names, symbols and metadata art become immutable after a real signed launch. The launcher page can request public-wallet connection and check a local draft, but its send button is disabled until this end-to-end flow is verified. It never asks for a seed phrase.

03 / The Hall of Ass

At each planned UTC :00 or :30 boundary, AssFinder could examine already-launched, confirmed Asspad-origin coins for originality, humor and eligibility. Human content/rights review may reject candidates. At most one earns a Hall badge; if none qualifies, the slot is empty. The badge is editorial exposure, not a new mint, prize, fee-rate increase, return promise or change to creator shares. Scoring rules, appeals, selection evidence and a production server clock still need to be published and tested. There is no live selection clock or Hall winner yet.

04 / Who gets creator fees?

The selected proposed policy is 70% of actual Pump creator fees to the launching coin creator and 30% to an Asspad fee-receiving wallet on every eligible Asspad self-launch. Hall winners pay the same split as non-winners; a badge never edits finalized shares. The owner designated 6ggpiRqTs5xEQfNToYqrsJXezgXLwHTJ4c5LWMNX5oB as Asspad’s public 30% recipient and the wallet they intend to use to launch the main $ASS token. This does not prove they control it or that any per-coin fee config has been installed or finalized. Pump's sharing_config is per coin, final recipients total 10,000 basis points, and the configuration can be finalized only once. The launch/fee-config signer authority must be tested end to end before the UI makes a fee promise. Holder-reward coins route creator fees to holders instead, so they do not fit this creator/Asspad sharing plan. Pump controls the standard SOL-paired fee rate; more minted coins alone do not generate fees.

05 / What about automatic $ASS buybacks?

$ASS is not minted. Pump fee sharing would distribute a real coin's actual creator fees in its quote asset; it would not purchase or burn $ASS. The selected draft policy is to allocate 100% of Asspad's own creator-fee share actually received to purchasing and burning $ASS, while operating costs and transaction fees are funded separately. This is a proposal only: there is no mint, collector, trader or burn service here. Before calling it live, publish the actual $ASS mint/supply/authorities, fee recipient accounts, treasury controls, independently funded execution costs, minimum batch threshold, slippage limits, pause controls and on-chain fee-distribution, purchase and burn receipts. Burns do not guarantee price support. This website does not buy, burn or transfer tokens.

06 / Content and risks

Only original or licensed, non-explicit and consensual comedy art is eligible for promotion. No stolen imagery, impersonation, unauthorized celebrity likeness or spam. Publish content moderation, IP/license and appeal rules before real submissions. AI scoring must not imply safety or independently verifiable buyer demand. Meme tokens can lose their entire value; a Hall feature is neither investment advice nor a trading-volume guarantee.

07 / What must pass before launch?

The connect-only wallet UI must be tested with real Phantom/Solflare extensions, then an independently reviewed on-chain user signing flow must be built; server-side image and metadata IPFS pinning; authenticated and moderated user content; verified Pump create_v2 creation and chain confirmation; exactly correct one-time creator fee splits with receipts; durable user and Hall index; security, terms and privacy review; and a real deployment under an owner-controlled domain. AssFinder's half-hourly selection needs its own durable scheduler and explicit proof log. Buyback/burn is a later separate financial mechanism requiring much stronger custody controls. None is activated by uploading the static ZIP.

The launcher can ask a wallet for its public address; it has no transaction, vote or server-AI endpoint. Nothing on this page triggers a launch or Hall award. The included `launches.json` is empty; a production indexer would need on-chain origin verification and timestamped market-cap snapshots.